A thousand words..

Woah, long time no see!!

2009-06-09T22:23:56Z

Okay, it's been FOREVER since I last posted. Almost a year!!! *gasp* You missed me, didn't you? You know you did.

So, one more day of school and I will officially be done with my freshman year of high school! I SURVIVED!!!!!!!!! Yup, I survived the half-day program at Henrico High School's Center for the Arts. [Theatre level 1, baby!]

I can't believe how fast this year went. I was looking through my old entries and it makes me kinda sad that this whole year is over. It's kinda scary thinking about how in just three more years I'll be done with high school and going off to a big theatre college. *shudder*

But I'm not gonna be all "future this and future that"! I'm gonna have a geeky moment right now, by talking about all of the awesome stuff I discovered this year. MUAHAHAHAHA! <3

First: BATTLE ROYALE. Holy shit, that's amazing! *gasp* I just cussed! Oh well. So, I watched Battle Royale and Battle Royale II: Requiem just days before I started high school. And lemme just say, it scared the crap outta me! Since I was just starting ninth grade, I was worried that the US had started a program just like in the movie. Let's just say I was paranoid for the first few days of school, haha. So Battle Royale is about a class that was gassed on a bus while they were on a "field trip" and dropped off on an island. When they wake up, they're told that they have to kill each other and the one person who survives can go home. Game on. Yeah, it was pretty graphic. Luckily for me, it came out in, like, 2001 so the bloody parts weren't very gross. Okay, Battle Royale II: Requiem. It's pretty iffy, since the original director of Battle Royale died and his son had to take over the sequel. That one is about how the survivor of the first movie started a terrorist group called The Wild Seven and it's full of kids who won the program or were affected by the cruel government. So, the original idea of Battle Royale was changed to getting a class to hunt down and kill the leader of The Wild Seven, Shuuya Nanahara. They're all working together as a mini-army but the people they really have to worry about are themselves and their partner. If their partner dies, they'll die a few seconds later. Let the war begin.

Second: Breaking Dawn by Stephenie Meyer. EPIC FAIL. Need I say more? Yes, actually. How in the hell can a vampire and a human have a baby???? It's impossible!! And am I the only one who got annoyed by Bella's conceited thoughts? I didn't think so. I'm not gonna say anymore because this awful book doesn't deserve anymore attention.

Third: Twilight the movie. OH MY GOD. Those ten seconds with Taylor Lautner as Jacob Black were the best ten seconds of my life!!! Bitch-face, ahem, I mean, Kristin Stewart, did a horrible job playing Bella. But, I guess that doesn't surprise me. Robert Pattinson was okay looking in the movie, I guess. He was just average. A majority of the lines from the book that were transferred to the movie just sounded weird. I guess there's a difference between things that are read and things that are said aloud. *sigh* So sad.

Fourth: Harvest Moon. I'm hooked. Tree of Tranquility had me at hello. I was just playing five minutes ago. So, if you've been living under a rock for the past ten years, Harvest Moon is a farming game that is VERY popular. I have the game for the Wii and am married to Luke, the sexy carpenter. We have a daughter whose name is Mikayla. She'll be a year old in just a few days :D I'm waiting for Exciting Animal March because it's gonna be just like Tree of Tranquility, only with better graphics and two sexy new bachelors <3

Fifth: Japanese dramas/movies. I have fallen in love with Koizora [the movie version. the drama's Hiro is ugly.] and Strawberry on the Shortcake. They're both so sweet!!! I'm also a fan of Taiyou no Uta [might have something to do with the fact that it stars the guy who played Shinji from Battle Royale. *shrug* maybe.] and Kimi ni Shika Kikoenai. Both of them made me cry because they're sooo sad!!! In Taiyou no Uta, the main girl character has a disease that prevents her from going out in the sun [like a vampire??]. So she goes out at night to play her guitar and sing. She falls in love with a high school boy and they start dating. When he finds out about her disease, she breaks up with him. He gets her heart back by suggesting that she should try to get a recording contract. A few days before she goes to the studio, she cannot use her left hand. The disease made her left arm paralyzed. She still sings and makes her record. The couple stays together until she loses her fight with the disease. *sob* So sad!!! Kimi ni Shika Kikoenai is even sadder!!! The main girl is a social outcast who doesn't own a cell phone. One day, she finds a cute toy cell phone that was left on the ground and takes it home. With that toy, she finds out that she can communicate with a couple of people with just her mind. She falls in love with a boy who is also a social outcast [because he's DEAF. how sad is that??]. They eventually decide to meet up but the boy dies by saving the girl from oncoming traffic. Oh the depression!!!

Those are some of the cool/sad things I discovered this year. If I write about anymore, I'll probably never end. Haha.

So here's to a new summer and new opportunities! Peace and love :3

ROFL x 100

2008-07-28T23:50:43Z

Ruuun!!! It's Gozilla!!!
*screams in background*

Fear not! For it is just me, back from the Outer Banks!! x3

Ruuun!! It's Jennifer!!
*more screams*

Hi hi!
Okay, so first things first: THE COUSIN WAS URGLY!!

Phew. I'm glad that's out of the way!!

Now, on to the real topic!

If you have ever read the Twilight series, you'd understand this. I was surfing my fave Twilight website (edwardandbella.net/forum) and found this lovely little topic!!
The username of the person who posted this was Holy_Hox. Hopefully she won't mind me posting this... Lawls.

Someone posted this in a twilight myspace group. I thought i share it with you guys .

50 ways to ANNOY EDWARD CULLEN

Jasper and Emmett’s list of HOW TO ANNOY EDWARD!!!

1. Prance around the house singing Madonna’s ’Like a virgin’ at the top of your lungs every morning.

2. Especially loud when Bella is around to hear it.

3. Running it by Charlie that Edward has been ’sleeping’ with Bella for the past 2 years, at the wedding reception.

4.Hire a stripper to pop out of the wedding cake XD

5. Buy a sex-ed book and shove it in his locker, making sure that whenever he decides to open it that it falls out, in clear view of the school.

6. Make sure and tell Aro that Edward wants to elope with him.

7. Smear your blood all over his new car freshener...
Blame it on Jacob

8.Program his locker to—whenever he opens it to sing (LOUDLY)
YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS, SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! HERE WE GO NOW! YOU AND ME BABY WE AIN’T NOTHING BUT MAMMALS SO LETS DO IT LIKE WE DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL! GET HORNY NOW!
And repeat. Over and over and over.

9. Tell him it was Jacob’s idea.

10. Show him the twilight trailer. Ask him if he’s thinks that he looks like a pedophile or if it’s just you.

11. Ask him where babies come from. Tell him he’s stupid when he won’t answer your question.

12. For his birthday give him a $100 McDonalds gift card, and get offended when he tells you he doesn’t eat food.

13. Post his phone number and address on e-harmony.

14. Tell him Bella wants to elope with Paul.

15. Ask him why he likes watching Bella sleep. Call him a pervert.

16. Steal his Vanquish and program his radio to only plays Lollipop –unedited of couse.
Make sure he can’t turn it off or get it replaced.

17. Replace his ringtone with ’Outta my head’ by Asheele Simpson. Make sure he can’t change it.

18. Color on all his Bella pictures with Permanent marker.

19. Refuse to replace them.

20. Ask him to be a gangsta with you for Halloween.

21. Get offended when he refuses.

22. Take him to Victoria’s Secret with Alice.

23. Constantly whisper in his ear "Chinese Fireball...
ooooooooh!" (HP REFERENCE)

24. Ask him how his bath with Harry was (HP REFERENCE.).

25. Constantly remind him that he almost lost Bella to a dog.

26. Key his car.
’Jacob and Edward = LURVE’

27. Get him on that show ’intervention’. Make sure everyone knows he addicted to heroin.

28. Tell him you have Bella as a witness if he denies it.

29. Picture yourself naked and covered in blood. Ask him if he wants you.

30. Call him a liar when he says no.

31. Throw boysenberry flavored muffins at him every time he tries to speak.

32. Tell him Bella is pregnant and eloping with Mike Newton.

33. Tell him you were kidding once he murders Mike.

34. Ask him if Charlie is secretly a unicorn.

35. Make him watch the twilight movie.

36. Ask him if he thinks Robert Pattinson is hot. When he says no, tell him he has low self esteem issues

37. Buy him a dog. Name it Jacob.

38. Train the dog to follow him everywhere. P.S. Make sure he doesn’t eat it.

39. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Robert Pattinson.

40. Ask him if he’s a virgin.

41. When he says yes, take a picture of him and tape it to the 40 year old virgin movie poster.

42. Make him watch Hairspray with you. Ask him why he’s not as hot as Zac Efron.

43. When he says that he is, ask him why he wasn’t the star of the singing high school people.

44. Tape porn to his walls.

45. Make sure Bella sees it.

46. Nail his CDS to the ceiling along with his Stero.

47. Refuse to take them down.

48. Tell him Jacob thinks he’s a sex god.

49. Tell him Jane thinks he’s better than a sex god.

50. Start singing ’Paper cut’ around him. Constantly.
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"There. That should do," Jasper said as he finished writing. He turned to Emmett.

"Ready?"
"HELL YEAH!" Emmett yelled.

Jasper smiled. "Let’s do this.
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“Disclaimers: We are not responsible for any,
Ripping/shredding/tearing/beating/bruising/bleeding/general destruction of you or your property
We can only guarantee that you will ANNOY THE HECK OUT OF EDWARD

Paprika

2008-07-12T02:10:00Z

I just saw the strangest movie...
Obviously it's called Paprika and it's sorta like The Cell except it's an anime movie. It was made by the same people who made Tokyo Godfathers or Paranoia Agent if you're into the whole anime thing. Well, if you haven't seen The Cell (I know I haven't; lawls.) then you probably have nooo clue what it's about. Basically there's this device called the DC Mini which can have one person travel into another's dreams.
Confused yet?
The main character, Atsuko Chiba uses the DC Mini with patients to go into their dreams and see what their problem is. But when she's in other people's dreams, her alter ego Paprika is the one who's looking through it. But, the DC Mini's were taken and the one using them mixes dreams and reality.
It's reeeeally good but kinda confusing... my brain still hurts from watching it! Lawl.

Friends, potentially attractive cousins, and beaches. How cool of a vacation is that??

2008-07-11T02:40:08Z

Hi!! Oh my Jonas... THIS IS MY FIRST ENTRY!! SQUEE!!
So, in exactly nine days (soon to be eight) I will be going to the Outer Banks with my BFFL Sharon! Yaaay! The funny thing is... we haven't done much planning about it... ^^;;
Ah well, we'll get to it eventually. She said her fifteen year old cousin from some other state is coming, too. I wonder if he's cute... Sharon said he was tall (and I do have a thing for tall guys) but she said that as his cousin, it would be creepy to consider his attractiveness. Psh. And she thinks I'm weird??? Jeez.
I'm uberly excited about the trip! I went camping with generally the same people that Sharon and I are going to be with this summer, so it's gonna be a lot of fun. Sadly, I need to do my summer reading while at the beach because I kinda haven't started it yet...
Yeah! I see you, over there in the corner!! MOCKING ME!! You're just jelous 'cause...well, I haven't thought of a reason yet, but you are!! xP
Okay, spazz momet over! I'm just a teensy weensy stressed about finishing the three books before school starts again. *twitch*

That's it for now. I'm tired and I wanna go to sleep!! Peace!!

Val this is for you. x3